Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin.
Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status. For those who want to know what that swipe left actually means, Heavenly Sinful is a simple way to find out exactly what they’re looking for.
They have to have Platewave too, but that’s hardly the only boundary to finding love with this app.
The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.
Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.” Romantic.
Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?
Then, if your Facebook friend changes their relationship status, the website will send you an email, so you’ll be right in there straight away. As well as swiping left you can use the app to specify whether you’re feeling Heavenly (“Let’s go for a cute Frappuccino and take selfies”) or Sinful (“Hey, I would like to have sex with you”).
If the person you’ve swiped is also feeling Heavenly or Sinful to match you, then you’ve got yourself a match made in Heaven (sorry).
Dating sites come in all shapes and sizes - from ones built exclusively for dog lovers to others meant for hook ups with sexy farmers.Platewave bills itself as “the social network for UK drivers” and lets you message anyone, as long as you’ve got their vehicle registration number.Picture this – you’ve spotted someone you like flying past in a fancy car and managed to take down their license plate number before they sped off. You can then share your undying love for them and their ride by messaging them – probably something like “Nice rims” and not “I SEE YOU EVERY DAY WE’D BE PERFECT TOGETHER WINKFACE”.The app also includes a handy map so you can see your fellow Heavenly or Sinful people according to their location.
You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.
Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?